Dan Slott is a Monster

I'm so sure of this. Dan Slott is a Monster. That's right, current Spiderman writer/Silver Surfer writer and obsessive Googler is a Monster. That's right, Dan Slott is a member of an evil alien basketball team who plays against the Looney Toones. I have mixed him up with both dogs and drones. I have been assured by My Friend P.T Bailey (although he often delights in tricking me, and he came up with all of the other pieces about Dan Slott on here). I'm super sure. So look at this dude.

................................................................................................................Am I stupid? I often think people think I'm stupid because, see, I was sure Dan Slott looks like this. 

(I thought he was the green one) so I'm very sorry Dan Slott, I need to think about things - with the most beautiful sad music in the world.