Yes, gentlemen, Crystal Pepsi failed. This heartbreaking and tragic. I know I wondered in a daze for weeks when I heard it would happen, but fear not. We will work out the kinks.

We will break the seemingly scientifically impossibility of making a clear Pepsi with the delicious Pepsi taste that we all love, and why we dedicate, why we left our families, our homes, and our jobs to come to Pepsi Island to build the new sodas that will define all of society forever. The dream of a Crystal Pepsi is within our reach. God bless Pepsi.