How Many Feet in a Mile

I'm going to give you it but for what you do with it, I can't be responsible. I once told a young man how many meters are in a mile and he used that to become one of the worst state senators Michigan ever saw. So here it is:

5280 That is How Many Feet In a Mile.

I do hope that whatever you do with it befits the honor of a person who knows how many feet are in a mile, as with the grace of Abraham Lincoln. My son did not get this job to cause film flamery to go on. Martha would not have wanted that.