Illuminati exposed as bad softball players.

The intramural Illuminati and Free Masons softball game ended in a humiliating defeat for the Illuminati as they lost 76 to 5. The Illuminati at some point begged the Free Masons to stop the game saying, "It's already decided, just end it." Whereas the Free Masons were like, "No bro, I got my babe here, bro, and she wants to see me dominate some losers in softball, so we're going to keep playing until the end of the game, okay, bro? Love ya."