The town of Arlings, VA has praised local resident John Firstweight for the fact that his wallet is of the large size. Locals commented that, "He must be one of those old timey circus strong men for how big his wallet is." Another local resident commented that "Clearly he is the single most important man in the world, capable of yielding great power behind the scenes." Neither of these things were true, and these people were only imagining John Hearseright's head. In reality, he's being carted off to a mental institution, unable to live in the real world as he constantly imagines people talking to him. It's a truly tragic and sad case.