This youtube blogger whose entire channel is dedicated to him showing you how to do things, is apparently really in love with making fricking jokes at the start of the, of his fricking video.

Oh, is the rushed and stilted delivery of this really funny story you're telling about like this guy, that you know from work, so important to hear? Its like I'm watching a reincarnation of Richard Prior, Lenny Bruce and Dane Cook all into one. "Rest in peace Dane Cook."

It's total, it's crap. All I want to do is learn how to fix a fricking snake bite, this is you know

And maybe to see if that snake that just bit me is poisonous. It's crap. It's crap. Plus I'm separated from my tour and I'm in the middle of this jungle, crap. But that, that goes to show you when you're a strong alpha male, sometimes the group does not respect you, but you're a lone wolf, you're cool and confident.

That's why you ran out into the middle of the jungle, to prove to all those lameoids that you can totally survive on your own. You know, this youtube video would just tell me if the snake is poisonous or not, that would be greatly appreciated.

Oh, oh he's finally getting to it. Oh, oh, I'm so appreciative. Oh, thank you, thank you, but then again, you're so funny that you don't even need to talk about it. You can just tell more hilarious stories. Comedy Central will totally be on your doorstep in any minute now. I'm being really, really sincere, I so care, you total fucking moron you.