Area Man Goes through Life not Knowing How Much He is Hated

Local area man John T. Schmidt has continued his 35 years of life not aware of how much everyone around him despises him and every goal he’s ever wanted to achieve. John T. Schmidt talked to reporters today about how satisfied and happy he feels about his stupid life and his pathetic groups of friends who all secretly hate him and only hang around him to use his barometers for their own lives. Most scientists believe that John T. Schmidt will eventually marry equally hated local area woman Karen A. Alverson and that they will spend the rest of their lives blissfully miserable together.