A True Progressive

You know, when I went to Harvard and majored in science, I never thought I would get to this point without having to build an army of hyper-intelligent robots to sweep over the land, crushing every little thing in between. I would replace those useless, inefficient humans with pure ? greatness. But, as the co-political-editor of Camelot magazine I am here to help life-long registered Democrats maintain a fair and balanced approach to news and politics.

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