Sean Hannity is a Patriotic Hero

Sean Hannity The Hero The Myth

How dare you liberals criticize patriotic hero Sean Hannity. You don’t know anything about real reporting. You say that Hannity just made it up; well I’ll have you know something. Back in the good old days when America was pure and not part of this godless Atlantic Ocean, but still part of the Christian Pangea, we didn’t bother with simple facts, because it was unpatriotic and un-Christian.   

But That was to true America of the per big bang when there was nothing, and we were happy about it. If you were to look out at anything you would see nothing, and anything you could look at would be true. Sean Hannity’s keeping alive a noble tradition of American politics, back when it was pure, and inside that small infinitesimal dense point before the big bang, you godless heathens.

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