So this is one of the most obnoxious things Cracked has ever done. Do you want to read an article that somehow manages to stereotype Americans with a lobotomized Jerry Seinfeld-level of observational humor, but yet also somehow achieves the rare double feat of grossly stereotyping the rest of the world by lazy grouping together the rest of the world into an amorphous blob, because England and Ukraine are the same country, right? Whoever even thought? Anyway that's why they were so proud. They posted it twice.

.......................................................................................................................................so any Anyway Cracked, please accept my article pitch.