Dan Slott is a Monster!

Yes, Dan Slott is a monster who runs on all fours. The current Spider-man writer and obsessive self-googler is an animal monster who eats out of the trash sometimes. I'll even see him chase innocent cats around. Look at this monster..

Wait, is that him? I thought he looked more like this. 

 Oh wait a minute. I've mixed up a dog and a person again. Makes sense because dogs have notorious trouble getting into the comic industry because they can't write or talk and are dogs. I apologize to Dan Slott for the mix up.