STOP EVERYONE! Someone on the Internet has an Opinion About a movie

you better stop

Step back everybody. Somebody on the internet has an opinion about how to fix a movie. All you bastards on the internet better step back because someone on the internet has an opinion about how to fix a movie. Clearly a future Spielberg in the making has a way to fix the movie. What bold new innovating thoughts will this person – who’s on the internet – have about fixing a major franchise picture? What new crazy original ideas will there be - like how they should use practical effects – possibly, as opposed to CGI? I don’t know, but that’s a really far-out-there limb to walk on. You’ll have to really baulk against a really big trend, or, I don’t know, maybe they need to add more humor to the movie. Oh my god, they’re just madmen – bold innovative artists. Quiet people; the artist will soon speak and shower us with his new wisdom.