Cry-tan The Beast from Land of Wind and Shadows was at one point the toast of Hollywood, but these days you don't see its name in lights. It was in the movies from The Land before Time and How to Lose a Guy in 10 days. What happened? Why did Cry-tan The Beast from Land of wind and Shadows become such a pariah in Hollywood? Well it's down to these reasons:

 One. 

 Several high-profile bombs from its directorial debut of which has the odd casting of Renée Zellweger, Ernie Hudson, and Cry-tan The Beast from Land of Wind and Shadows in a love triangle set in 1920s Shanghai. It was widely considered to be an expensive ego trip on Cry-tan's  part.

Two.

 Out of the beast's left eye radiated warmth, but out of its right eye radiated the unknowable fear of living in the universe that does not care for you. Needless to say, this trait made it hard to get it cast in leading roles. Often when watching one of the Beast from the Land of Wind and Shadows movies, people would say that they felt the pain of losing their first dog while watching Cry-tan.

Three.

 Cry-tan's controversial speech at the 1998 Golden Globes where the Beast from the Land of Wind and Shadows made a long rambling speech about the politics of Israel - needless to say  many Hollywood insiders did not appreciate Cry-tan's  ideas on how the Six-Day War could have ended in two days. It was such a horrific speech that they have never shown it in public again. 

Four. 

 It's relationship to Jennifer Lopez. Nobody needs to see that stuff. If we want to see a beautiful lady and her beyond-the-veil-of-understanding choice making out with each other, we will, you know, watch Catherine Zeta Jones and Michael Douglas.

 Five.

 Winning an Oscar over Leonardo DiCaprio - yes it was in the middle of that never ending complaint about Leonardo DiCaprio not winning an Oscar, and true to form Cry-tan The Beast from Land of Wind and Shadows is able to win best supporting actor for its role in the film. Oh my god. Oh my god. What have we done? An unedited test footage from an experimental lab in Area 51 or What's Eating Gilbert Grape really couldn't compete with that.

Cry-tan The Beast from Land of Wind and Shadows, although it doesn't get its name above the title, has been happy and has now moved on to smaller indie projects and is raising its children Yu-tan and Zu-tan.