What is this site: an editorial by the editor-in-chief Marvel.com

What is this site? All you people do is write nonsense. You spend the whole day trying to get Marvel to put in a character called Superbatman? What are you? I don't get this. This is AHHHHHHHHH! I'm going to have a lot of trouble taking over the world if you keep doing stuff like this.

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