Did Avril Lavigne die and get replaced by an evil Illuminati clone

No? .... oh man we should have done that. It would been such a good idea. We should have so done that. We could have pulled that off in the 90's. It would been so easy. Do you know how easy it was for us to replace people in the 90's - somewhat. I mean this was all before our ill advised dot.com venture which plowed right through all our money.

We even know the person they say is her double - Melissa Vandella. A lovely woman,, she would have been perfect for this. Oh man, all of the pieces were in place to do this. Man, we have no celebrity in our midst, not since we were hoodwinked by that Chance the Rapper lookalike who went by the name Chance  a Rapper.