We all find mimes sexy, right

an article from a 1973 issue

 That's just a normal thing that everybody's totally into, right? When we look at mimes we all agree that they're super-duper sexy and everybody is into this idea. This is a normal thing. This is a super normal thing. Everybody knows this.

I mean the first time they see a mime with the white makeup caked one and nobly fighting the wind it is super sex right out in public they realize there's nothing more attractive than that, and that will be the pinnacle of it. I think, and I'm 100% sure that this is a super duper normal thing that everybody's totally up for. Right? Right?