I know it sounds crazy, but I've been wondering if maybe, not saying that they're alive, because they're definitely not, they're just chairs - but I sometimes, when I sit down in a chair, I think to myself, do chairs feel pain, because that would suck if a chair felt pain. Pain is really bad.

Is like, my comfort their pain? Oh, I would just feel terrible. I would have to sit up and not even sit up, stand up all the time. I'd have to stand up all the time and I couldn't sit down or sit up in chairs. That would be so weird. I hope chairs don't feel pain. I'm sorry, chairs, if you do feel pain. Forgive me.