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I'm not letting myself get down about my inability to recognize Dan Slott.

So, I've been thinking about this, and I realize I have a lot of trouble, like, differentiating Dan Slott from things, or anything. I just cannot tell the difference. I've been thinking to myself, I've been getting down on myself a lot about this and I did it again and it was stupid of me. But, it's occurred to me and I've really been thinking about it hard. I think I have Dan Slott blindness.

I think that for some inexplicable reason I cannot think of anybody else but me who has this. But, when I see Dan Slott it's just a blank. It's like for some reason, and I don't know why, but specifically Dan Slott. Great current writer of Spider-Man, and he also had a Silver Surfer series that I'm not sure if it's still going or not. For me, I just can't see him. Maybe it's like a medical condition, or for some inexplicable reason his face and his face alone it's just a blank to me.

So, I'm not letting it get myself down from this. I know, unless I can get direct confirmation now, from Dan Slott that he's not doing something then I won't do it. I won't do it. I will not write an article about Dan Slott unless I can figure out if Dan Slott is the person I think it is. It makes me feel really proud that I have gotten this far in my life. Yay Alan.

I'm also still running Radio Shack if anybody wants to come by, and come by. It is not popular, I see why if fails. It does not really make sense in the modern world. I understand that very well now.

If Dan Slott was to come by, he can too. He's free to come by. I'll give him some free nuts. He'll get whole bag of free nuts. That man has suffered a lot guys.