SuperBowl Coverage Bill Belichick Interview

Bill Belichick, the controversial head coach of the New England Patriots, winner of two Super Bowls. I sat down with him before the game. I was led into a dark room. I was told very firmly by the assistant, no matter what I do, I should not touch any of the walls. If I were to feel anything slithering on my feet to not panic or move or worry because it only gets worse if you do that.

I waited in the room for 20 minutes before all the lights finally turned on and I could hear a distinct skittering sound. But it was a clean and empty office. No Bill, I hadn't seen him walk in. There in the immaculate plush chair was Bill Belichick. His eyes furrowed. His mouth in a twisted grin that seemed to resemble human smiling, only in theory.

"Hello Mr. Belichick."

Only a loud rumbling roar came from his mouth. This went on for 15 minutes. It got progressively louder with each variation.

“Hello, nice to meet you finally.” he said

Thank you Mr. Belichick. I just have a few questions for you.

"They all do," he said. He quickly got up on his desk and scrounging like a boneless wolf, he grabbed me by the face.

“They all do. Know that I shall win this Super Bowl. “ said Bill Belichick

I could feel the powerful hands crush me ever so slightly.

“You're weak, I can feel it. Now be gone. “ said Bill Belichick

I left, unsure of what I had seen there that night.