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"No, no, no!" Screams area man, as website once again suggests joining the newsletter.

Local area man, Victor von Litglaschenschtein, was heard screaming out "No, no, no!" When viewing a snarky media website. Once again, asking in the middle of the fucking article if they wanted to join the newsletter for the site.

"Why would he want to join the newsletter? He already reads the site every day. Is there going to be stuff in the newsletter that isn't on the site? No! Is the thing magically gonna stop popping up when he joins? No, 'cause there's no way to figure that out. The newsletter is a useless thing if you're already a frequent visitor. You do this crap at the start, when the start of the person browsing. You do not do it five minutes in when they're reading an article, and they have to stop. And half the time, the website will crash because of the God damn thing," he said.

He later claimed that he would never visit the site again, only to visit the site the very next day and repeat the same conversation he had with the wall.