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Big idiot under the impression that he's special.

Local big dumb moron person today went off talking like he's special or something. Like he has an ability beyond those of other people. Nah. He's just a cosmic a Blip in the world. He don't matter. When he dies, people won't remember him. He  just a failure of DNA. A path pursued that should have not been pursued. A basic test of the human DNA. You could that you throw it away and he wouldn't matter one bit.

That's right, this person is going off and saying things like I matter and dammit my feelings are important. That ain't true and you know it ain't true. You know your feelings ain't true. So this is me. Yeah I'm talking about me. That picture up there, that's an old picture. I don't look like that no more. I wish I still looked like that. Whatever. I'm clearly happy. That's why I'm smiling so much and I go to the mirror and I look at myself and I go smile, yeah you happy.