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Area man successfully replaces whole Personality with The Word Random

Oh boy, it was just two years ago when Ray Thompson had something of a personality, and look at him today. Now he never has to worry about saying something unique again, because now whenever he sees something new, all he has to say is the word 'random'.

Wow! I mean talk about inspiring. Ray, who has long been a coward, afraid of being anything, now can just not even bother with being happy, or anything else that needs work. He can just sit quietly in a corner watching the same 3 sitcoms he watched as a kid. If any new thing comes, he easily can not engage with it one bit, and just say it's so 'random', thus dismissing it forever more from his life as something he just does not get.

he like's friends and reads every article on buzzfeed about how to tell if your a 2000's kid

Ray can now live his dream of being a thimble deep person who no one expects anything of. Good for him. Look at him over there in his leather recliner where he will spend the rest of his life in front of the tv, so that he won't have to even bother with having dreams.