That guy from One Direction today sadly retreated from this day after he overheard someone at McDonald's desperately try and figure out who he was, only to give up and go back to eating their Big Mac. This is it, he thought to himself. This is it, I'm the back-of-the-mind guy that someone's trying to figure out but can't.  This is what I have been reduced to.

The worst part was that it was the girl who was in the Target demo for him. She should know who he is, and she did at one point, but that's just not there any more. See, fame is fleeting and only a couple people get to keep it for their entire lives, and that guy from One Direction should be happy that he got it for this long. But that's not his fate.

He will now walk The Land of Wind and Shadows in a figurative sense because there is so little left for him, and in a more literary sense because All-Von, the man who bleeds shadows, is now aware of him and soon will take him there.

It's not Harry by the way. How dare you think it was Harry? Are you chicken-minded with such a small mind? Harry was always the Timberlake of the group. It's the guy with the other guy who is that was guy in this thing that we were talking about. No, I am not aware of his name, but it's really worth it to look up his name.