The Top Four Pictures of Goats

This is it. We have been going back and forth about this forever. This is where we get into this. These are going to be the best pictures of goats you will ever see. These cute goats are going to make you go "awww" so much that you could die. Like so much you will live the rest of your life with these cute pictures. It will all be cool for a while, but then the smell. What of the smell?

1 This one is a picture of a mad cute goat

This goat is so cute, like if this goat were human it would be at least the supporting character in say a quirky legal show like say, Ally McBeal. I could totally see this goat being married to Harrison Ford or something. This picture really shows it.

2 This is a super smart looking goat

Look at this guy. He must be so smart. How high do you think his IQ is? 130? Wrong! It's 132. Yea, he is so smart that he is smarter than smart. I bet if you could, let's say, um, put a sword in this dude's hoof, he would not want to use it because he would not want any violence in his life.

3. Life is Beautiful for this Goat

Don't you wish you could just be like this goat? Think about it. This goat sees a flower, then smells it maybe, then eats it maybe. It maybe goes into the job of being a police goat. It was a time when all the dogs were like doing something else, so maybe then the goat got the job, and then the dogs stopped doing the whole police thing.

4. The cute guy who may or may not be an alien

Look how cute this goat is. Also maybe it's an alien. There's a 30% chance, right? Who knows what you call a goat who is so cute that it might, let's say, be from the planet Um Gu-wee. It can maybe open its mouth all sideways and stuff. It's still cute. I want a cute goat alien who can open a sideways mouth. That would be cool.