You know it almost seems like Donald Trump is not that smart

 I definitely should have voted for Hillary and not Jeffrey the magical talking coconut who said he would give me 3 wishes for voting for him. I mean he got arrested for that. It was hard to get it through the head of a magical talking coconut joyfully singing that everyone who votes for it will get his wish is bribery. It's just that that song was so catchy.

Then those FBI guys came and they arrested him for bribery in the middle of his big song about friendship. its was heartbreaking. I don't know why CPUSA even tried to run him. He did not even know what he was doing. He just thought he was singing a song about friendship in a bunch of cities. He did not even know what Communism was.

The story I heard was the head CPUSA was a busy man who needed to learn about the importance of family. Jefferey was a sprite-like creature, you know, before he was in prison. So anyways, the dad learns his lesson and he is so inspired by this he talks Jeffrey into running for President. I mean that was just a recipe for disaster.

When I look at him he's so sad now. He says he's trying to bring friendship to prisons and it seems to be working. But I can I see it in its eye that the songs are less happy now.