The Device Handler

Hello. Are you interested in joining the exciting field of handling the device? The great and powerful device that lords over us all; all hail and worship the device! Well, we certainly would like to meet you, but of course there are a few requirements to become the device handler.

• Requirement number one to not have Do you have any family? Is all your family dead, and/or are you disenfranchifrized from them enough that if you were to say, disappear forever, that they wouldn't ask any questions about you?
• Number two, can you do what you're told? Even by the voices that seemingly have encroached upon your nightmare ... approached upon your dreams in the form, in the of something evil and awful? Awful that you dare not to look at, but can't turn away from?
• Number three, a college degree. We're looking for anybody with a Bachelor's in Communications and some previous work experience.  

The payment The device will decide the payment.