Marvel is getting a new editor-in-chief, even though I'm available.
Well-placed rumors circulating throughout Marvel is that Marvel will soon be getting a new editor-in-chief, one C.B. Cebulski Now, C.B. Cebulski has years of experience working at Marvel, is well known, is an excellent talent scout and has edited several great comics.
But, you know, I was available, like I am for every position at a high level in publishing industries, Marvel. I have tons of experience in theory. I'm just saying who do you want? An experienced professional or me who have my own plans and reasons for needing high level power to justify them? I'm sure that the choice will be obvious soon to you.