Wisconsin man does what every person would do when locked in a cooler.
area Wisconsin man does what every person would do when locked in a cooler. A local area Wisconsin man accidentally got locked in a cooler. Deciding to do what every normal, rational, sane human being that ever existed on the face of the earth, because we're human, damn it, and we have human souls and human hands and human hair, this noble man, this hero, through the ages, started to drink. How great a prince this man would have made back in simpler times.