NASA reassures the public that their pumpkin carving contest will not lead to a pumpkin uprising.
Once again, NASA scientists exhaustively have had to go before the public with clear anger and spite, and assure people that their pumpkin carving contest was not going to lead to the ends of the world. Geez, just have fun. It's a fun, kooky thing, not some crazy, insane conspiracy minded garbage that you believe.
They head NASA scientist then repeatedly smashed his head on the podium when a reporter from Breitbart asked him if it was. "The world is a bleak place now," said the NASA scientist, as he angrily walked out of the room.