The continent of Asia has reported a feeling of a growing darkness. In other news, Donald Trump starts his Asian tour.

 The entire continent of Asia simultaneously reported a deep, dark feeling creeping within their souls. They all woke up screaming Everybody has been having deep, dark nightmares of a horrific, horrific, evil presence in their midst. In other words, Donald Trump has started his Asian visit today. He hopes to visit many countries that are totally coincidentally experiencing a dread that they have never felt before.