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European commission pleased with Copernicus program

The European commission, who I have no idea what they look like, so let's speculate wildly on who they could and theoretically be. As I mentioned, they're very ... As I mentioned, how pleased they are with the Copernicus earth observation system program that provides free data to non-space users.

 First, there's gotta be a big strong guy who can lift a whole car over his head. He'll probably be cool. Next, we're going to assume that this is a sniper lady. Although, she's no longer a sniper. Now she works in the European space commission. Third, a blimp pilot, because blimp pilots are just a rocket ride to success; I assume. They command the air with elegance.   It's super sweet. They're all very happy with the Copernicus satellite. Yeah.

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