Russia does so good at sports, Olympic Committee says, "Don't even bother showing up."

The Olympic Committee announced today that Russia was just simply too good at sports to even bother showing up for the Olympics, saying that Russia is so super duper wonderful that them just being at the Olympics would totally throw it all off. So don't go, don't bother to go. Russia should just stay and have a fun time on their own, partying and having good times. That's exactly what they all said, nothing else. They certainly didn't mention the illegal, like, doping things. That's certainly not a thing that was talked about ever. Russia the best, Putin out.