Paul McCartney Found Alive at a Paul McCartney Concert

new picture showing him alive

Although long stated to be dead, Paul McCartney was found alive performing onstage at a sold-out show advertising the music of Paul McCartney as played by Paul McCartney. When asked about where he had been since the recording of Abbey Road, Paul McCartney told us a fascinating story, that he had founded another band called Wings, acted in a pirate movie, and recorded in the double digit number of albums. People at the concert expressed shock: “Why, I didn’t know he was alive. I just went to this. It shocked me to learn this at a Paul McCartney concert,” said one concert goer wearing a Chaos and Creation in the Backyard shirt.

A Paul McCartney album made in 2005. We now know he was alive singing in it.

“He’s been performing alive for 40 years? Well, you never know,” said local New York resident Thomas Peekhouser, “it’s a shock of shocks.”