Gilbert Gottfried Congratulates Puerto Rico

Gilbert Gottfried, famed talking cartoon parrot, has congratulated Puerto Rico, saying that they made the right decision of coming in at this time.

He said, “As an expert of coming into institutions right when they hit their peak, I want to congratulate Puerto Rico for doing a wonderful job.”

Asked if he had any special connection to Puerto Rico, and why he was commenting on it, Gilbert Gottfried said, “You guys don’t know much about your classic TV history, do you?”

Reporters were confused by this, and then Gottfried asked how old the reporters were, and the reporter said 24. He then asked if they watched any classic SNL, and the reporters brought up Will Ferrell. Gilbert Gottfried then just rolled his eyes, did a little fake finger gun shooting motion, and left and went to the MacDonald’s across the way.