Breaking news: Tiffany Trump to get another whole article to herself

Tiffany Trump, yes you, I'm going to give you a whole article just for you. I was only going to talk about you because as Zeus I can be merciful. Yes, Tiffany Trump, we are going to talk about all the cool things you do, like that you're going to Georgetown, or the fact that you're going to law school. Yes, it's all Tiffany Trump, all the time. We can even talk about things you like - movies, do you like movies, Tiffany Trump? What is your favorite movie, is it xXx? Tiffany Trump, are you a fan of Vin Diesel? I'm not. You could be. That's cool Tiffany Trump; xXx fans may be listening. This thing has run into a collision course. Tiffany Trump, this will be it for you until the next solar eclipse.  Dear god Tiffany, this it it.  I'm sorry. I wish we had more time.