Meow. Get your claws out for the pitch black first trailer of the Heathers TV series.

Updating the classic 80s dark comedy Heathers, for a new generation, this wickedly delightful dark comedy series dark anthology series Heather looks to put the viciousness back in TV. Heathers aren't a group of indistinguishable preppies no more. They're a diverse group who's led now by a plus-size Heather, and there's a black Heather and a gender fluid Heather. And it's so viciously dark. Beautiful, blonde-eyed Clearly beautiful blonde-eyed Victoria and her equally beautiful boyfriend J.D. start hilariously killing them.

TV fans should get a kick out of this new, dark comedy anthology series we should have a king. You know? A glorious warrior king who kills all the inferiors. He could ride on his noble steed, dressed in gold-accented armor as he cuts the police off through all those unworthy to live in America. That's what we should have as a king. Why don't we have a king? Alexander Hamilton was right. We should lead a vicious, brutal monarchy and we should expand and remove all those who are not true Americans! That is the way. We should watch the new TV show version of Heathers. It looks fantastic. It looks beautiful. Oh, how I love it! Six seasons and a movie.