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Dumb idiot screws North Korea in only way dumb idiot could

The last few weeks have been like crazy on the Trump front because he almost maybe did something that was not the worst alomst (shoot me right now). I mean Otto Warmbier was a needless casualty to his ego because Trump could have got him out as the U.S has done time and time again, but that would require Trump to put on the act of conciliation (something Obama could also have done) but Trump has no idea how to get anything without applying force to something.

Still, this North Korea thing was almost maybe not in some way the worst idea in the world. I mean it's true that every new President has gotten a promise from North Korea.  Here is the thing: Un has no real reason to give up his nuclear weapons, so really all this will do is make North Korea look better to the international community and legitimize the Un regime, but still it's a lot like most dictators in the world, supported by the U.S. OK so trump is still the worst.

Still, "Trump is a dumb idiot" is not the headline figure (that should have to be not have to be said right now) it is the not fun Bolton sibling John is messing up North Korea in the way a big dumb idiot can. He is also advocating for, of all things, a "Libya model."  I mean it's weird that Bolton, a conservative, would think of advocating for Obama's most big time fuck up. Libya is a nightmare anarchy place that became a perfect breeding ground for Isis, so I guess Jon Bolton really likes Isis. So it's official, Bolton loves Isis. Maybe he should get a subscription to Dabiq Magazine.

So let's just boil it down to the 3 truths now as we know them:

  1. John Bolton thinks that Obama had the best foreign policy.
  2. John Bolton loves Isis and wants more of it.
  3. John Bolton thinks mustaches are lame (we did not got into that in the article but let me tell you, he totally does.)