Donald Trump has not collaborated with Putin because they have not made out even though they want to

Donald Trump has not collaborated with Putin because they have not yet made out .  There, you liberals, I have won this argument. You can't come back from that. Yes, the fact that Donald Jr, Kushner, and Sessions all had clandestine meetings with Russian actors does not mean anything.

Nope, because there are no images of Vladimir Putin and Trump locked in an endless handshake. You can't plot a conspiracy without at least makeing out. It is crazy impossible not to do so.

I demand to see pictures of Vladimir Putin and Trump make out bliss with Vladimir Putin dressed as a football star. I mean, he has the ring for it. DAMN IT.