History of St. George's Chapel

Henry and Meghan of course are to marry in the famous St. George's Chapel. Little known fact, it's not named for the St. George, you know the saint, from Catholicism. It actually was a leftover prop from a failed concept album of George Michael. It was about him becoming a saint of rock and roll and the album, which never materialized, produced numerous buildings throughout England meant to accommodate the highly elastic show of George Michael. And in the end they were donated to the Queen as a 76th birthday present.

So from then on, the royals were married in it. Of course, today will mark the first occasion that George Michael has not performed at the royal wedding. And it will of course be very sad because George Michael was a talented, elastic performer with many catchy songs who spent most of his life donating money, donating a lot of his money anonymously to charities.

That's a true fact that I'm not making up, that's real, that's 100% a thing. I know what you're thinking on this site, that why would I have to mention that? Everything on the site is 100% true and nothing has ever been made up, this included.