"Don't worry so much about nuclear missiles," says Kim Jong Un.

 Hey everybody, I know what you're all thinking. North Korea has missiles; that's a thing. We aren't making this up. It is a scary thing, but I just want to assure you, dudes, that you can trust this dude.

Let me tell you buddy, this is a totally cool chill dude. Have you heard otherwise? Heard somebody say otherwise? Heard somebody say, "I'll blow them all up! I'll blow them all up! I have it right on my desk! I can just press it right now! You'll all die?" So chill out and don't worry so much about Kim Jong Un, and remember to look for the North Korean team in the Olympics this year.