Donald Trump defies expectations at State of Union address and loudly drinks a Smoothie for two hours.

Donald Trump, who is somehow the President, defied all expectations tonight and just loudly drank a Slurpee for two hours at the State of the Union address. Many people assumed it was some sort of political statement. The congressman from Irlin Willington, congressman from West Virginia, was quoted as saying, "I believe it's a statement on PC culture and its destructive influence. We are like the smoothie. Eventually, we'll just be all drunked out by …. Yeah, that's probably what I mean by that." Others were mostly confused and a few asked whether, if maybe Trump leaving after spending two hours drinking a smoothie may have been some sort of odd preamble. Nay it was not.

Trump later confirmed, he just really likes smoothies and wanted to get that across to people.