Power-hungry madman has some ideas about term limits.

Xi Jinping, president of China, has a few ideas about term limits that he's curious to try out, saying that, "I'm just your humble, everyday, power-hungry madman," who wants to strong-arm a nation into following his every single whim, and will brutally oppress anybody who says otherwise.

I'm just asking questions. The man who desires nothing but no checks on his power so that he may enact his crazed whims at every second of the day went on a small flower-picking excursion after making an announcement. He just really took the day in and looked around his nation, which is about a billion people, and thought, "Yeah. They don't deserve to think for themselves. I'd like to crush them beneath their boot. Oh, boy, does this flower smell pretty."

Xi Jinping is most happy smelling flowers and crushing freedom

When a major rival and dangerous human rights oppressor directly spits in the face of everything America stands for and believes in was reached to comment, they were oddly silent. But a dangerous strongman has used a warped sense of nationalism to propel himself to the lead. What could the White House be thinking?

Who knows? We just know that Xi Jinping, that Winnie the Pooh-looking dude, is just smiling happily, thinking, "Oh, boy. I get to be 70 and do this. I hope I die in this office, getting erotic pleasure from girls the same age as my granddaughter. Yeah, that'd be great." What a truly dark day for humanity. Oh, the horror and the terror.

But anyways, Donald Trump had that funny thing about his bald spot he said, so ...