The president of Turkey, Recep Tayyip Erdogan licks goats
Yes, it's true. The president of Turkey, Erdogan, loves to lick goats. That's his favorite thing in the world to do. He'll see a goat, and he just can't help but lick it. Why does he enjoy this so much? I do not know. You ask me, "How do you have proof of such things?" Oh, I have such proof that you do not even know my friend. We are good, best friends in the world. Why I found it on the Internet. Look at this Reddit post.
It says clearly that he in fact does enjoy licking goats. I don't know, it's on the Internet, so it's probably true. I'm going to believe this 100%, unless the present of Turkey officially puts out a disclaimer saying that he does not lick goats. That would be nice to know, but until then, it's 100% true.