I'm corn now! : An Editorial by Gerard Butler

I didn't used to be corn, but somehow, I'm now corn. Look at me! Look at me! I'm corn! So much corn! I used to be a human but now I'm so longer that. I'm corn! It's just corn now. There's no human left, it me, I'm just corn. Oh! I'm good for flakes, not starring a major motion pictures. Just corn! Beautiful, beautiful corn. What will happen to me? Will I make it to the moon studio as cron? Will I ever be not corn again?