I'm totally open to being king of the sea : An Editorial by Gerard Butler

Although I am an action star, I, Gerard Butler, would be very interested in being king of the sea if that was the position I was offered. I would be willing to give up the glitz and glam of Hollywood to peacefully rule an underwater kingdom of some sort. If that means being a just and fair ruler to a bunch of mermaids, that is the thing I am willing to look into. Or if fish are somehow able to think and decide that I, Gerard Butler star of the likes of 300, and PS I Love You, that would be good enough to rule them. I would graciously accept the position of king of the sea. Just let me know if you need me to do it. I'm always open to talk. Me, Gerard Butler