Adventures in the Pirate Continent: Episode 14 - Something Pirate-y!

It was then that a lone, single pirate walked into Penelope's. He sat down and got a drink. His name was Longjeffy Silver, or you know, something pirate-y in that regard.

"Oh, a pirate! I was wondering why people keep calling this the pirate continent. See? I hadn't seen any pirates up until this point. It was like, 'Weird name, man,'" said Dylan.

"It's more of a metaphor than anything else. It's not a literal continent full of pirates. The continent itself is a pirate," said Jay.

"Oh, okay. That makes sense, I guess."

"Huh. See? I always thought you were mispronouncing it and it was Priscilla continent," said Eliza.

"Really? " said Jay.

"Yes, and don't give me that weird look. I feel really self conscious now, but I admitted that, and I would really like some insurance that I'm doing okay," said Eliza.

"Yes your doing ok" said Jay.

"So, what's next?" said Dylan.

"Oh, right, glad you mentioned that. Well, we'll have to get the funds together to head out. But our next step is Set on Fire, and then Poisoned Island."

Dylan started to sweat just a little bit, because that name was like, "Whaa? Weird, man, that's a super weirdo name," she said in, more or less, words.  I don't feel like going into what she said, exactly. You get the idea.

Whoa, scary stuff. "Oh no, no, no, no. I see that look on your face. Don't worry, it's just named after the founder...."

"Oh, phew," said Dylan.

" 'sss terrible death. You didn't let me finish. The founder's terrible death," said Jay.

"Oh, okay, so that's good. Don't worry ya. That's good," said Dylan.

"Don't worry love, don't like that no more. You know what it is in reality? Don't, I wouldn't worry about that, I mean," said Eliza.